The backlog of blog posts “I’ll get to eventually” is ridiculous. I write ideas on 3×5 cards as they pop in my head. Over time I’ve had to scale up the one bulldog clip to rule them all from tiny, to small, to medium, to “holy crap when am I ever gonna write all these!?!”
Anyway, here are the index card illustrations that were to be a post on “how I learned to snowboard”:

The second panel is a little sketchy, but it means “you have to keep your downhill edge up or you’ll faceplant.”
Nice huh? I just saved you $300 on a private lesson… and a trip to Chile because it’s 100°F now.
Oh, and by the way, The Titanium Snowboarder is the Silver Surfer’s little brother, but like a hundred times cooler because he’s Ti, the most awesome metal of all.