Beware of Fortune Cookies bearing Comic Sans

Scanned fortune cookie- You are never selfish with your advice or your help

I found this week-old fortune while organizing a pile of index cards on my desk. Serendipitous because I had just read Havi Brooks’ post about dealing with random help requests which helped me clarify my own help policy.

Oh, and for the record, I don’t keep all fortune cookies, only a crazy person with an index card fetish would do something like that. I only keep the good ones, my fave being from a Berkeley Chinese joint circa 1995:

“Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.

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(1) Download free art (2) ??? (3) Profit!

Pssst, want some stereo speakers free abstract index card art?:

Download free public domain abstract black and white art thumbnail
Download full size

It’s drawing 5.21.08.A, totally free and public domain. Print it, paint on it, colorize it, redistribute it, reuse it, remix it, make a million bucks off it, whatever.

Fun project: download the full size version and run it through the Rasterbator to create free, large scale, printable, DIY wall art. Here’s a premade 50-inch wide PDF for you:

Download free printable abstract wall art PDF

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“Bring out zee LeRoy Neiman paintings!”

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What Google’s text ads keep losing in relevance they make up for in entertainment value.

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How to be a wildly successful incompetent blogger

1. Keep it real.

2. Stay at it.

It’s the most cliché advice ever, but it works. All the technical stuff that the SEO gurus want to sell you doesn’t matter.

Some of the most popular bloggers have ugly websites, bad typography, shocking SEO failures, and they often live in the TypePad domain ghetto.* No matter, the traffic and the commenters keep coming because consistently offering real value trumps technology mistakes.**

What’s really amazing is after you build an audience, you can “kill” your blog, but your audience will remember you. You can pick up right where you left off, and you might even be more sought after. Just ask Kathy Sierra. She quit blogging before she’d even peaked.‡ After a year of radio silence she started a Twitter account and attracted hundreds of followers almost overnight.

Sure, it’s good to do the technical stuff correctly, but just remember that SEO and the rest of it reaches a point of diminishing returns much faster than the SEO gurus would have you believe.

So to all my friends out there sweating the techie details, stop worrying and start writing. If you need help there’s a world of friendly geeks out there that will help you just for the love of the craft.


* I’ll pick on Fred Wilson because he seems like a tough guy: His blog isn’t pretty and it’s got technical issues. As a well known tech VC he could snap his fingers and fix all that, but it’s more important for him to clutter up his sidebars with widgets as a learning exercise. Also, there’s something endearing about a site that looks hand rolled by one person. Nothing turns me off faster than a formerly rough and tumble blog that goes “legit” with a shiny new design and a network of guest bloggers. Yuck.

** The wisdom of the cloud is more powerful than your technical errors.

‡ See also: Dave Chappelle.

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Virgin River rock formations shot with Canon PowerShot SD1100IS

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These were taken through the windows of a shuttle van going about 80 m.p.h. through the Virgin River Gorge (terrain map) between Las Vegas and Saint George, Utah. The image stabilization did a good job, though you can see some artifacts at the outside edges. Considering the adverse shooting conditions (and the fact that I was just hitting the trigger willy-nilly) I’m impressed by the quality. My older camera would have just captured a blur on most of these.

I was just using point and shoot basic autofocus mode with resolution and quality set to maximum. I would like a polarized filter to cut down on window reflections, but I’m not sure if they make those for point and shoots.

No color correction, unsharp masking, or retouching was done. Be sure to check out this full resolution one straight from the memory card.

Speaking of memory cards, having an 8GB memory stick equals over 2,200 pictures at highest quality. I also haven’t had to recharge my battery yet even after taking 250+ pictures with this camera. All that means you can just keep rapid snapping and get something good.

The Canon PowerShot DS1100IS is the best point and shoot I’ve ever had. It’s easy to use and travels light.

See the rest of the photos, including a family of “ground squirrels of the sky” →

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Adventures in incomprehensible airport WiFi

Yesterday I was at the Burbank airport where AT&T and Tmobile wifi day passes are available. Take a look at these screenshots: (click to enlarge)

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Every step maximizes friction:

  • Do I want Tmobile or AT&T?
  • There are so many offerings, which one do I need?
  • So, if I’m already with AT&T, do I have to pay, or do I need to “upgrade my account”?
  • Why do I have to fill in so many fields to get billed?
  • The design is terrible. Some text is so small it’s unreadable.
  • Why do I have to make so many decisions? Forget it, I’ll just start writing a post about how airport wifi sucks.

Forget my one time $20 purchase, think of the long term opportunities:

  • Tmobile or AT&T could build goodwill by making wifi free. I’d happily give them my email address for free wifi. If I’m not a customer they could start a dialog with me about their “business traveller” plans or whatever. They could certainly make me sit through a commercial for free wifi.
  • If I’m already a Tmobile or AT&T customer, wifi should be free. I already feel nickel and dimed by telcos, don’t make it worse.
  • You know I’m at the airport. Serve up airport/travel related ads and make wifi free.
  • The airlines could sponsor wifi in airports. If I know that all Southwest terminals have wifi, guess who I’ll want to fly?

In other news, Starbucks is offering “free” wifi, but not without making it really hard to figure out.

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Why the new Google favicon sucks*

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Which one of these favicons could you pick out of a lineup? Whether they’re in your dock, taskbar, bookmark list, feed reader, or browser tab, the whole point of icons is to differentiate themselves. For sadistic bonus points, the new Google favicon is translucent, so in an unselected browser tab it’s even harder to see:

new google favicon sucks

It’s disturbing to see Google attempting to “prettify” their favicon. Google has always been about applications that are homely but powerful and easy to use. The old favicon was hideous‡ but it did its job better than the new glossy, drop shadowed, translucent one.


* Alternate post title: “I am altering the favicon. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

‡ “Let he who is without sin” etc. I’m no Susan Kare so I usually take the easy way out and use a high contrast letter form instead of sweating over a hot 16×16 pixel grid. This approach is inspired by the contrasty-est favicon of all time.

∴ Bonus links: Create your own favicon uploader and Tons of great favicon examples.

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Fred Wilson got lucky. We all did.

Venture capitalist Fred Wilson said something great in a post about how he became a VC:

“Then I got lucky. The Internet came along.”

What would I have done after college if computers and the internet didn’t exist? What would you be doing right now without technology?

I’d like us all to say a silent prayer of thanks for the bloggers who gave us a free education, the software developers who spend their lives making computers useful, the billionaires who built everything out and the failures who tried. Thanks to all the scientists, philosophers, historians, artists, and pioneers.

For all your contributions from cave paintings to cybernetic limbs, we owe you one.

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Abstract 3×5 drawings, in order this time: 5.13.2008.A-C

There’s a backlog of these from May I haven’t posted yet.

The new naming convention is: m.d.yyyy.X, so these are 5.13.2008.A-C

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Previous index card drawings

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Psst! Know any good web hosts?

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As much as I love the internet, sometimes it feels like key information has been intentionally redacted from the mighty cloud.

For example, I don’t know where to go for web hosting recommendations. Sure, there are lists of “cheap” sub-$10 hosts, but “cheap” = fail in the clutch.

We need a site that lists hosting companies from crummy shared hosts to expensive dedicated servers. There should be editorial ratings, user ratings, and a well moderated forum (Web Hosting Talk exists, but just look at that wall of text. Ugh.)

Anyway, today I’m with Dreamhost on the sub $10/month plan. Even with unannounced downtime, unbelievable billing disasters, and “bad neighbor” overselling problems, Dreamhost has been okay-ish. Recently though, pages will hang in the middle of rendering and the WordPress admin interface is unusably slow. It’s time to move on

List of things to look for when you need WordPress hosting:

  • Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP. Obviously.
  • Digg survivability. I’ve hardened my site against traffic spikes, but I’d like to know that the host can sense a short term need for more power and accommodate it. Some low budget hosts cut you off when you have a spike, which is exactly when you don’t want your site to fail.
  • Subversion. No matter how small your blog is, it needs to be in source control.
  • Nigh unlimited domains, email addresses, and MySQL databases. I don’t need many, but I just don’t want to have worry about it someday.
  • Backup. My WordPress database is backed up daily and emailed to me thanks to this WP backup plugin, and the rest of my blog is backed up with Subversion, but my uploaded blog files (images you see in posts) are not in source control (for technical reasons) and could be wiped out. Speaking of which, I’m going to backup those files right now… ah, much better.
  • Root or near-root access.
  • Plenty of warning about planned outages and full disclosure of unplanned outages. Most hosts have a status page (ex: Dreamhost’s and MediaTemple’s) but they don’t go out of their way to tell you about problems you might not have noticed.

The front runners so far:

  • MediaTempleThe good: Big name bloggers I trust have used and recommended them for years. Their $20 “grid” service seems to fit my needs, especially digg survivability.
    The bad:
    I keep hearing that their grid service has a lot of downtime. A bit too bleeding edge it seems.
    The ugly:
    Their graphic design is top notch. No uglies here. This matters. It’s what economists call a signaling mechanism.
  • Slicehost — The good: Recommended by friend and developer Micah Calabrese (creator of the productivity application Making the Chain). Slicehost claims “guaranteed CPU share and more when available.” One click upgrade path (they just allocate more resources to you). Full root access: the slice is all yours and you can install anything.
    The bad:
    You have to install everything (and I mean everything) yourself. They give you a bare box. This is actually a selling point if you’re building web apps because you can fine tune everything, but such control isn’t needed for a PHP blog. Also, I like to yell at someone besides myself when something breaks.
    The pretty: Their site is gorgeous, not because it’s flashy, but because in one page they tell you everything you need to know.

Dark horse candidates:

WTF? candidates:

  • Liquid Web: They look nice, and I’ve read good reviews, but their site is unbelievably slow, like, 15 seconds per page slow. Does not bode well for a web host.
  • RimUhosting: I just love the name. “Branding? We don’t need no stinking branding!”

What say you dear readers? Have any recommendations/horror stories? To readers on Typepad or the WordPress hosted option: how is that working out for you? Any plans to switch to self hosting?

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