Perfume Police

My brother, girlfriend, and I had just ordered sushi at one of my favorite places when four guys sat down right behind me. BOOM! their nauseating cologne aura was all over us; it was so pungent that we didn't even get a warning whiff. Usually when someone overdoes perfume it's merely annoying. You step out of the elevator and you're okay. Even in aroma-rich restaurants you notice it momentarily and then it fades into the background. Sushi, however, has almost no scent and these guys reeked so I asked the hostess to re-seat us as far away from them as possible. Who are these people that think it's okay to drench themselves? I've got news for you pal: that AXE men's spray commmercial where thousands of half naked women are mobbing that guy as he "crosses the streams" with two AXE cans? Total fiction. You're more likely to just asphyxiate all the cute girls in your gym. Don't just take my word for it, listen to YouTube: